Zodiac Stargazer Horoscope
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
It’s fine to take the longer view, but watch where you put your feet. Aries spends the week getting excited about things that have yet to happen. Keep your tools handy, just in case.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
An unseasonable event takes the wind out of your sails. Get over this hurdle quickly. You’ve been given the sudden gift of reduced excess and few distractions -- how you use it will be a true test of your character.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Events push you into an activity that you’d rather have been doing all along. Remove the price stickers and polish a shiny toy to its perfect state. You’re attracted by the differences that you see in strangers.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Your needs are real enough to you, but others may start to find them a burden. Leave all personal baggage outside the door of an objective dialogue. Privately nourish yourself with good art.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
What’s wrong with temptation, anyway? The Moon gives you room to stretch out and experiment. If you like what you find, it could be yours. There’s always a catch, but that’s a worry for some other week.
Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22)
Be satisfied with the path of least resistance. The world operates by alien principles these days, and you’d lose most battles that you could start. By this weekend, the stars will be in a more advantageous position.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
A good idea is hard to ignore. Someone who had no voice erupts in polished, commanding tones. Now that the you’ve adjusted your outlook, everyone seems more willing to cooperate.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Possession may be nine-tenths of the law, but sometimes it’s not worth the hassle. Surrender now, and everybody wins. Your mistakes look a lot better when you recast them as lessons.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
An irreverent remark signals that you’re playing on a different level. A new person will always remember you by today’s presentation. Happiness comes in strange forms.
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan.19)
Try to be nice even when you don’t care. In your rush to embrace the new, you could be abandoning or discarding something of value. You get a sense of who someone is by how their house is furnished.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
As Thanksgiving weekend quickly approaches, Aquarius rides high on a unique power surge. You’re transparent for those eyes that can track your own rapid movement. There’s no reason to hide your passions now.
Pisces (Feb. 18 - March 20)
Advisors don’t have to dirty their hands in someone else’s mess. The voice of experience is tender and forgiving. The only reason for impossible expectations is so that everyone will do at least half as well.
It’s fine to take the longer view, but watch where you put your feet. Aries spends the week getting excited about things that have yet to happen. Keep your tools handy, just in case.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
An unseasonable event takes the wind out of your sails. Get over this hurdle quickly. You’ve been given the sudden gift of reduced excess and few distractions -- how you use it will be a true test of your character.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Events push you into an activity that you’d rather have been doing all along. Remove the price stickers and polish a shiny toy to its perfect state. You’re attracted by the differences that you see in strangers.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Your needs are real enough to you, but others may start to find them a burden. Leave all personal baggage outside the door of an objective dialogue. Privately nourish yourself with good art.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
What’s wrong with temptation, anyway? The Moon gives you room to stretch out and experiment. If you like what you find, it could be yours. There’s always a catch, but that’s a worry for some other week.
Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22)
Be satisfied with the path of least resistance. The world operates by alien principles these days, and you’d lose most battles that you could start. By this weekend, the stars will be in a more advantageous position.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
A good idea is hard to ignore. Someone who had no voice erupts in polished, commanding tones. Now that the you’ve adjusted your outlook, everyone seems more willing to cooperate.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Possession may be nine-tenths of the law, but sometimes it’s not worth the hassle. Surrender now, and everybody wins. Your mistakes look a lot better when you recast them as lessons.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
An irreverent remark signals that you’re playing on a different level. A new person will always remember you by today’s presentation. Happiness comes in strange forms.
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan.19)
Try to be nice even when you don’t care. In your rush to embrace the new, you could be abandoning or discarding something of value. You get a sense of who someone is by how their house is furnished.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
As Thanksgiving weekend quickly approaches, Aquarius rides high on a unique power surge. You’re transparent for those eyes that can track your own rapid movement. There’s no reason to hide your passions now.
Pisces (Feb. 18 - March 20)
Advisors don’t have to dirty their hands in someone else’s mess. The voice of experience is tender and forgiving. The only reason for impossible expectations is so that everyone will do at least half as well.
