Nuns stooped by sidewalk gawkers

Five old ladies in habits kicked up their skirts and decided to have a little fun during a Palm Springs vacation.

The nuns decided to stop by well known watering hole, Father O'Brien's, known for its imported Canadian Beer and Irish Whiskey, along with its leggy stools.



“We thought we‘d have a little fun and show off some leg,” said Sister Anna Marie. “I'm sure the girls at the convent will get a kick out of the pictures. Hopefully Mother Superior can have a laugh too.”

The nuns had a grand time at Father O'Brien's, as regular patrons treated the five to beer, jello shooters, and even body shots off of Carl the bartender
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