Water spurs out of control breast growth

A Chatham radio station is being blamed by lawyers, quote, “for a potentially deadly stunt” that they say led to the sudden and unplanned breast enhancement of a 31-year-old Tilbury mother of three “that makes her look like a porn star.”

Rachel Biggs was said to have have been an ‘A' cup bra size, but following an attempt to drink almost two gallons of water without urinating, Biggs breasts have exploded in size and girth. The sudden surge in breast size has left her with back pain and decreased self confidence, as men and women ogle her on the street. She can no longer operate a motor vehicle safely and can't take her kids to their after school activities. Her three children's friends now hang around the home an inordinate amount of time, but at least she knows where her boys are.

“This whole situation is just terrible,” said Biggs. “People just stare at them and I'm getting the wrong kind of attention. Everybody wants to touch and squeeze them except my husband. I think he's afraid he's going to get lost in my cleavage and suffocate. This has had a negative impact on my sex life.”

Twenty people participated in the CTIT-FM's afternoon drive show contest called “Don't Pee for a P3,” a recently launched Playstation 3 game console valued at approximately $600.

Podcasts of the broadcast that have surfaced publicly apparently reveal that the show hosts were aware of the risks of drinking excessive amounts of water.

They're also heard teasing Biggs about her distended breasts, which were growing with each swig of the water bottle. Biggs also complained of having a headache, sore breasts, sensitive nipples and feeling sick before giving up her attempt to win the game console.

Lawyers for Biggs' family are intending to file a lawsuit because, quote, “CTIT-FM knew of the dangers and could see what was happening with Rachel's breasts as they continued to expand. Rachel now has deformed breasts with abnormally small dime sized nipples that should at the very least be silver dollar-sized or larger. Her sex life is nonexistent and she is suffering from low sel-esteem and back pain.

Meanwhile, CTIT has fired 10 people involved in the contest, including the disc jockeys who allegedly egged the woman on to see how large her breasts could get fulfilling their erotic fantasies.