People tuning into the Grammy Awards last week were treated to a surprise performance by Ali-G & Fanshawe's own Breckon Prest. The two were nominated for Best R & B Album for their release “The Ability To Rhyme”. The duo performed their massive club hit ‘Too Thug To Be Gangsta” and were joined on stage by Lil' Bow Wow, Lil' John, Lil' Kim, Lil' Romeo, and Prest's current flame, Paris Hilton to help close out the show. “It was amazing….having that much talent on one stage to close out the Grammys, how cool was that?” said Prest after the show. Ali-G could not be reached for comment, but look for the two to appear on the remix for the Black Eyed Peas track ‘My Humps', soon available for sale at all the regular places.

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