Tired of being taken for granted by their wives and girlfriends a group of men who had been swilling back liquid courage during a Saturday afternoon and evening of watching NHL playoff hockey took to the streets in a demonstration to show their loved ones who exactly has the testes.

The mob of men became incited after several of them received phone calls and text messages asking when they would be home. The calls and messages started pouring in during an overtime period which added to the men's aggravation. The group led by Johnny Peckerhead, who on this evening seemed to be speaking in tongues, rallied the mob after an equally inebriated interrupter translated Peckerhead's slurrings.

“I'm tired of being summoned home every time I'm at the bar watching a game. I don't give a damn anymore. Let's show these women we mean business.”

The group lurched around downtown London chanting and singing British pub songs and vowing to anyone that would listen that they will be letting their back, butt and chest hair grow in rather than shaving or waxing it off because their women wanted it that way.

The group dissipated after Peckerhead's wife showed up and dragged him home.

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