A 21-year-old man was in Fanshawe College custody after allegedly spray-painting a campus Special Constable who tried to arrest him for spray-painting his tag on stop signs on campus.

A college spokesperson said Prince Sullivan was spotted late Tuesday night after a pub spray painting the stop sign in front of Falcon House.

He refused to stop as ordered by a Special Constable. He then allegedly sprayed the constable with gold paint while the constable tried to arrest him.

The constable said the man grabbed their leg, giving them several bruises. He was eventually subdued with pepper spray.

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