To tide you over ‘until the New Year, here are the top ten buzz worthy events happening in La-La Land:

1. Chace Crawford of Gossip Girl fame lost his virginity at 18, according to ex-porn star Shauna Sand, fourteen years his senior. I understand there's a cringe-worthy fantasy amongst young boys and older women, but the real cringe factor is Sand's plastic surgery enhancements and injections. I can imagine what their celebrity sextape would look like; she would only be able to blink to show pleasure. I wait in anticipation for its release.

2. The Twilight Saga, New Moon is once again number one at the box office. Surprise! With the amount of adolescent girls and equally horny cougars, it's clear why this movie has already made $230 million U.S. and the numbers keep growing!

3. Speaking of New Moon, Taylor Lautner is scheduled to host a December episode of Saturday Night Live. I wonder how his comedic chops will compare to his “good friend” *cough* girlfriend Taylor Swift. She pretty much nailed it, so good luck to you and that dreamy face of yours.

4. Chris Brown has an “exclusive” 20/20 interview set to air on December 11. I can no longer listen to his music. It is tainted. His new album is also set for holiday release, so will this “heartfelt” interview sway you to buy his album?

5. The glamorous Penelope Cruz has two nods for the movie Nine, as The International Press Academy released their list of this year's Oscar Nominations. I know this is not the juiciest dirt, but this is Hollywood at its best…and I talked about Twilight, TWICE for you, fair is fair.

6. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are denying break-up accusations made by People Magazine. Appearing to be one of the few sane and healthy relationships in Hollywood, I hope they're still together. This way I can live vicariously through Reese since Jake and I won't be meeting anytime soon.

7. Tiger Woods got into a nonlife threatening car accident. However, the wounds upon his face are apparently from his wife in response to allegations of him cheating. Tiger denies the accusations and the spat. Let's hope you're not a cheater, or next time she might use one of your nine irons. Karma!

8. In NBC's “People of the Year” interview with Matt Lauer, “Octomom” stated that while she is not currently pregnant, she is open to having more children. Can someone not spay this woman?

9. Oprah has announced that after 25 years on air, she will end her show in 2011. Have no fear daytime viewers! An “Oprah Winfrey Network” is in the works…one-step closer to ruling the world.

Have a great holiday and see you in the New Year with more “Celebrity Candy.”