Last minute Halloween costumes

This issue came out only six days before Halloween, so if you don't have a costume by now, you're probably scrambling. Not to worry; the Interrobang team has got your back. Here are a few simple but awesome Halloween costume ideas for guys and girls that are a snap to put together.


Snooki
Grab a black wig and stick a BumpIt or two (even a toilet paper roll would work) in the front to create Snooki's signature pouf. Some orange face paint will make you look as though you've spent the last few months picking up juicehead gorillas on the Jersey Shore. Grab the shortest black dress you can find, a neon green thong and dance the night away — add some flips to your usual dance routine. Be sure to whine a lot. Grab a jar of pickles and carry it around lovingly with you the entire evening.


Double Rainbow
This costume even comes with its own (spectacular) theme song. This costume is easily achieved by painting a rainbow on each cheek, or by adding two rainbows made of construction paper or drawn on with permanent marker onto a brilliant blue shirt. Prepare for questions about what you mean, people staring in slackjawed awe and breathless exclamations that you're so intense.


Gordon Ramsay
You don't have to be able to cook to pull off this world famous chef's attitude and style. If you have a chef's outfit, you're in luck, but if not, a white button-up shirt and plain black pants will look fine — it's not the clothes that make this man. Gel your hair into a bird's nest, paint on some of his wrinkles (the ones on his chin are the most recognizable), adopt a British accent and throw around his signature phrases: "It's f-- -ing raw!" "You're gonna kill someone!" and "Shut it down!" and you'll have everyone quaking in their shoes. Create a butcher's knife for a bonus terrifying effect out of cardboard and aluminum foil (Ramsay himself would pronounce it "a-loo-MIN-ee-um").


Tiger Woods
Wear a golf shirt, black pants and a hat, making every effort to wear as much Nike gear as possible. Break a child's golf club in two, attaching each half on opposite sides of a headband. Look forlorn and don't concentrate on anything too hard; remember, you're heartbroken.


Ghost
If you're really desperate — or lazy (not that we're judging) — you can always go with the ever-popular sheet with holes for eyes. Why not mix things up and choose a couple of people to "haunt" for the night?