1. If you could switch places with anyone in the world, who would it be and why?
"I'd swap places with Charles Wang, owner of the New York Islanders NHL team, so I could finally fix my beloved Isles."

2. If someone put a gun to your head and forced you to get a tattoo — what would it be of and why?
"I'd get a tattoo of a shell, to represent my wife Shelley."

3. What's been your best memory at Fanshawe so far?
"Yikes, I've been here a long time so I've got a lot of memories... so I'll keep this PG. About nine years ago the Stanley Cup was brought on to campus for Fanshawe staff and students to see and have their pictures taken with it. Well, me and my boys, one six and the other under a year took our pic with the Cup... including one where the baby sat in the top of it. I couldn't believe the white gloved guy let me stuff my kid in there."

4. What's your perfect day like?
"Everyday is perfect, it's one more than the last one."

5. What's the last CD you listened to?
"It was either Led Zeppelin Remasters or Lee Aaron's Metal Queen."