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Zodiac Stargazer Horoscope

Culture | April 11th, 2011

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
All those physical kinks and spasms manifest disturbing metaphors in the usual order of things. Exercise your body to exorcise its demons. Instead of punching the wall, vault over it.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Employ your brain as it was intended to be used. A frequently overlooked choice leads to massive improvement. Sometimes your biggest win comes through enabling a person who deserves your help.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Rely on brevity and silence to keep you out of trouble. The moon could force a few highly inappropriate words through unsealed lips. Write your thoughts down if you absolutely must express them.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You spell it out in big, bright letters, but some people still refuse to read the writing on the wall. Many little installments of dollars and cents add up to a tidy sum. Embrace those who are willing to grow with you.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You know how and when to use your authority. Leo is eager to find the right people with whom to share his or her power. Despite your hurry to get on with other things, be careful about rushing through an important decision.

Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22)
You're quick, smart, accurate and neat. It seems as if there are no more frontiers to conquer. Keep trying, though. Persistence will pay a huge dividend.

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
Fame and glory stay with you. Foster a reputation that will help you further down the road. Come back to an old starting point. The world won't take care of you until you can prove your self-sufficiency.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Crush the resistance kindly and by degrees, as if you're doing it a favour. Your style and history win you new friends by word of mouth. Many know that you have secrets, but few know what they are.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
You deserve more respect than this. Maybe it's about the preferences of your superiors rather than anything that you're doing. Wait days before taking drastic action. The stars may have something good in store.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
By checking fail-safe plans and alarm systems, you decrease your likely need for them. Romance is clear-eyed and strong, with many aspirations and no illusions. The best news comes from unofficial sources.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Say what you mean, and hope that others will do the same. The moon dams your free flowing stream of thought with hard conclusions. Keep an eye out for those who might slip through your defenses.

Pisces (Feb. 18 - March 20)
Be clear in any successful relationship. Guesswork detaches you when you should be engaged. There's only so much that you can plan before you have to start living the experience.
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