AWOL P.M. FOUND

While Toronto played host to a world conference on AIDS, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper was noticeably absent. Reports surfaced that Harper was avoiding the conference because of the “touchy feely” aura of the gathering. Harper instead spent the time he otherwise would have been at the conference working on being a “man's man”, and shaking his fist at the TV while watching Calgary Stampeders football games on his illegal dish hook-up.

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