FIELD TRIP EXPENSE QUESTIONED

A summer college field trip to Hamilton by students in the Business Marketing Division is coming under FSU scrutiny. Twenty students were listed on a Student Life Fund reimbursement form looking to offset expenses to strip club, but as details unfolded as to the exact nature of the trip, marketing techniques for strip clubs, the FSU is questioning whether this is a proper use of the fund. The FSU will continue the debate Tuesday.

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