Banana split dicey men's fashion trend
Dr. Rick Bulge, a medical professional specializing in prostrates, has seen a sharp increase in men complaining about numbness of the penis and testicles turning a shade of blue.
Through a quick survey of patients, Dr. Bulge found that each of the men was wearing the tight attire on a daily basis.
“Men don't realize that their howitzer has got to breathe, without circulation or blood flow, their manly parts just won't work properly,” the doctor said. “If they aren't careful they could cause some serious damage, to the point of becoming sterile.”
Dr. Bulge has coined the term- Banana Split- to describe the phenomenon happening in men's pants, which is a fitting term considering that is what the crotch of most of these pants look like on men that are well endowed.
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