Peter's Links: For all lettuce-lovers

It's time again to waste precious moments of your life that you or I could be using to discuss life with loved ones because we're hitting the Internet!

A not so “Super” dive - http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1708640 — My goodness! I knew that this guy would mess up his bed dive somehow but I wasn't expected for what I saw. If you want the full effect of the video, make sure your speakers are turned up high and prepare for laughs after the initial cringe.

Line Rider - http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40255643/ - Now this site could be a total time waster. I guess this was a school project and he wanted to share it with the world. You draw lines from the top left of the page down to the bottom left. When you are finished, hit the play button and this little tobogganing dude takes off down your line! Yes, it sounds simple but once you start making little jumps for him and try to actually keep him from getting hurt, it's quite fun. Mind you, watching him plummet to his death or smoking a barrier that you put up is fun, too!

Fat Lip from a Bee Sting - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUjGVefzR9k&mode=related&search — This is so gross but I can't look away! If you've ever wondered how swollen a lip can get if it was stung by a bee, here's your chance to see. It would have been a little better if someone actually smacked him in the face.

Lettuce Ladies - http://www.lettuceladies.com — I have no clue what some people are into these days and why some people are into weird fetishes, period, but for those of you who like your ladies pure vegetarian and who wear lettuce, look no further than this site. You can meet all the lettuce ladies and learn all about their lifestyle and (to me) wacky adventures. There's a link there for all the people who'd like to meet the broccoli guys, but I didn't bother to click the link. I want a hamburger now…with bacon.

Car Piercing? - http://www.pierceyourride.com/photos-demos.html - People will pierce anything nowadays and now that every section of the human body has been pierced and been shown in magazines and on the Internet, where do we go? To your car, that's where! I think this is pretty stupid, but I also think most car modifications and tinkering is a big waste of money, too. To you car buffs who need to be different for some reason, here you go: Car Piercing. Look at all the people's car that have nice big piercings and find out how you can get yours done before someone on your block or favourite restaurant parking lot does it before you.

The Sprinkle Brigade - http://sprinklebrigade.com/ - You want to see what happens to people who have Internet space and too much free time? They play with dog poop and put it on the net. Have fun looking at their “art!”