Strange sexual maneuvers prevalent in society
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
In the wake of the release of Dustin Diamond's recent sex tape, it is apparent that many strange sexual practices take place in the world today.
It has been reported that Diamond, who is best known for his role as Samuel “Screech” Powers on the 90's sitcom “Saved by the Bell”, performs a maneuver known as the “Dirty Sanchez” during the film.
Although many variations of the term can be found, the most common and widespread definition of the “Dirty Sanchez” involves the smearing of fecal matter (sometimes a mixture of fecal matter and semen) under the nose of the receptive partner after anal sex, either with a finger or the penis of the insertive partner.
Despite its racist, vulgar, and derogatory nature, the “Dirty Sanchez” has appeared in numerous pop culture references including a reference by Herbert Garrison in the television show “South Park”, and a reference by “Mooj” in 40 Year Old Virgin.
Other sexual references appearing with “The Dirty Sanchez” in various Internet searches include “The Shocker” and “The Donkey Punch”.
“The Shocker” is a hand gesture with sexual connotation.
The positioning of the hand includes the ring finger and thumb being curled or bent down while the other fingers are extended. The index and middle fingers are kept together (touching) and the back of the hand faces outwards (away from the gesturer).
The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the pinky finger into the nearby anus surprising the recipient, hence the term “Shocker”.
Often associated with various taglines including, “two in the pink, one in the stink”, “two in the goo, one in the poo”, and “going to town with one in the brown”, “the Shocker” has developed a large following, as an entire myspace.com page is dedicated to the sexual maneuver.
“The Donkey Punch” is widely believed to be a myth.
“There is no such thing as a ‘donkey punch',” said Andrea Nemerson, sex columnist for the San Francisco Bay Guardian.
The maneuver is allegedly performed during anal sex and involved the penetrating partner punching the passive partner in the back of the head.
One source recommended that the punch take place just before the penetrating partner's orgasm, subsequently producing “heavenly” constriction of the passive partner's anus.
Definitions were formed using information from www.wikipedia.org.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005
In the wake of the release of Dustin Diamond's recent sex tape, it is apparent that many strange sexual practices take place in the world today.
It has been reported that Diamond, who is best known for his role as Samuel “Screech” Powers on the 90's sitcom “Saved by the Bell”, performs a maneuver known as the “Dirty Sanchez” during the film.
Although many variations of the term can be found, the most common and widespread definition of the “Dirty Sanchez” involves the smearing of fecal matter (sometimes a mixture of fecal matter and semen) under the nose of the receptive partner after anal sex, either with a finger or the penis of the insertive partner.
Despite its racist, vulgar, and derogatory nature, the “Dirty Sanchez” has appeared in numerous pop culture references including a reference by Herbert Garrison in the television show “South Park”, and a reference by “Mooj” in 40 Year Old Virgin.
Other sexual references appearing with “The Dirty Sanchez” in various Internet searches include “The Shocker” and “The Donkey Punch”.
“The Shocker” is a hand gesture with sexual connotation.
The positioning of the hand includes the ring finger and thumb being curled or bent down while the other fingers are extended. The index and middle fingers are kept together (touching) and the back of the hand faces outwards (away from the gesturer).
The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the pinky finger into the nearby anus surprising the recipient, hence the term “Shocker”.
Often associated with various taglines including, “two in the pink, one in the stink”, “two in the goo, one in the poo”, and “going to town with one in the brown”, “the Shocker” has developed a large following, as an entire myspace.com page is dedicated to the sexual maneuver.
“The Donkey Punch” is widely believed to be a myth.
“There is no such thing as a ‘donkey punch',” said Andrea Nemerson, sex columnist for the San Francisco Bay Guardian.
The maneuver is allegedly performed during anal sex and involved the penetrating partner punching the passive partner in the back of the head.
One source recommended that the punch take place just before the penetrating partner's orgasm, subsequently producing “heavenly” constriction of the passive partner's anus.
Definitions were formed using information from www.wikipedia.org.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005
