I WANT THAT SHOCKER

Canadian PM Stephen Harper shows off his wild side at the FSU's Sex Awareness Kick-Off Pub. Harper doubled his pleasure while in London, when he found out former London Mayor Diane Haskett was seeking to join his party to become a Tory.

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