Parachute pants Asian sensation
A long forgotten 80's fashion trend, parachute pants, made famous by MC Hammer are regaining their lost glory in Asia, most notably China.
As China opens its culture to everything American, the biggest export is American music, and MC Hammer is racing up the Chinese charts, and his music videos have become enormoulsy popular.
Hammer's U Can't Touch This has China break dancing and Chairman Mao spinning in his grave.
“I am blessed to be able to affect the people of China this way,” said Hammer.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005
As China opens its culture to everything American, the biggest export is American music, and MC Hammer is racing up the Chinese charts, and his music videos have become enormoulsy popular.
Hammer's U Can't Touch This has China break dancing and Chairman Mao spinning in his grave.
“I am blessed to be able to affect the people of China this way,” said Hammer.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005
