Fanshawe student, Mark Ayer, was so fond of the new college recruiting campaign that his friends decided to dress him up as one of the cover models for Halloween. Although Ayer did not suffer from marker poisoning, he did however fail his mid-term presentation in Marketing for his “lack of attention to personal appearance” and “not abiding to dress code” because he thought the drawn-on tuxedo would pass as “formal attire.”

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