Last weekend, U.S. President George W. Bush visited London's Fanshawe College to attend its first annual ‘Canadian Cannabis Conference'. George was here on a mission to determine if/how cannabis use could be used to decrease the aggressiveness of American politicians. He asked to sample an array of our country's offerings. Baggies from B.C., Alberta, Ontario, Quebec, and P.E.I. were all sampled.

“This is some bomb shit”, the president commented upon leaving the snack bar during a much needed break in rotation. “I was searching ‘the google', came across this organization and thought to myself, you know what? These are my kind of people.” Talks were headed by founder Breckon Prest and helped resolve more than just the topic of recreational and productive cannabis usage.


The two managed to settle the Alberta beef issue, border control issues, and worked out a deal involving border security & crossing. President Bush also claimed that the world is going to see a much greener and happier America.

After all the smoke cleared it was apparent that the president has a much higher respect for Canada and promised that he will be here again next year, but proposed a week long international summit.

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