Arva man scoping out alien worlds
Do extraterrestrials sweep their skies with radar to scan for incoming missiles?
If so, Joe Cracker of Arva, ON, thinks he can find the radio signals leaked from warring alien civilizations. He might also be able to catch their version of reality TV and talk radio.
The concept is different than other radio programs in the search for extraterrestrial intelligence (SETI) that look for high-frequency signals deliberately beamed across space to make contact with distant civilizations.
Extraterrestrials may not emit such beacons, Cracker theorizes.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
If so, Joe Cracker of Arva, ON, thinks he can find the radio signals leaked from warring alien civilizations. He might also be able to catch their version of reality TV and talk radio.
The concept is different than other radio programs in the search for extraterrestrial intelligence (SETI) that look for high-frequency signals deliberately beamed across space to make contact with distant civilizations.
Extraterrestrials may not emit such beacons, Cracker theorizes.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
