Brits right not to join France
If recent published reports are true, the British were correct in declining overtures by France to join them in a union of super states.
According to leaked documents, France approached Britain about unifying their countries into a sovereign super nation, that they hoped would dominate the world.
However the British declined citing various reasons, including the French's love of wine instead of beer, the superiority of English football as compared to French football and that French military might rated only slightly above the Netherlands.
“I can not fathom any reason to unite with France to form a new nation,” wrote Sir Arthur Conan Black Winters in his journal. “The French have not had a leader since Napoleon, and even they didn't like him. Plus, these people drink wine. Where are the beer swillers? No, this proposal is not for us.”
People in the streets of Blackpool, England, were supportive of their nations leaders in the past, and were supportive of their governments decision at the time.
“In the past 40 years what have the French given the world?” asked Jim Rothschild. “Can you think of anything? The only thing that comes to my mind is a couple of footballer's like Michel Platini and Thierry Henry. Oh yes, one other thing, they helped bring about the death of Princess Diana in that high speed car chase like they were driving on the autobahn. Wasn't the driver of that car drinking wine that night too?”
“There is no other Parliament like the English. For the ordinary man, elected to any senate, from Pessia to Peru, they may be a certain satisfaction in being elected... but the man who steps into the English Parliament takes his place in a pageant that has ever been filing by since the birth of English history,” said Lord Steven Regal. “We all fit into that long pageant that no other country in the world can show."
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
According to leaked documents, France approached Britain about unifying their countries into a sovereign super nation, that they hoped would dominate the world.
However the British declined citing various reasons, including the French's love of wine instead of beer, the superiority of English football as compared to French football and that French military might rated only slightly above the Netherlands.
“I can not fathom any reason to unite with France to form a new nation,” wrote Sir Arthur Conan Black Winters in his journal. “The French have not had a leader since Napoleon, and even they didn't like him. Plus, these people drink wine. Where are the beer swillers? No, this proposal is not for us.”
People in the streets of Blackpool, England, were supportive of their nations leaders in the past, and were supportive of their governments decision at the time.
“In the past 40 years what have the French given the world?” asked Jim Rothschild. “Can you think of anything? The only thing that comes to my mind is a couple of footballer's like Michel Platini and Thierry Henry. Oh yes, one other thing, they helped bring about the death of Princess Diana in that high speed car chase like they were driving on the autobahn. Wasn't the driver of that car drinking wine that night too?”
“There is no other Parliament like the English. For the ordinary man, elected to any senate, from Pessia to Peru, they may be a certain satisfaction in being elected... but the man who steps into the English Parliament takes his place in a pageant that has ever been filing by since the birth of English history,” said Lord Steven Regal. “We all fit into that long pageant that no other country in the world can show."
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
