Baggy pants help bust graffiti hoodlum
A wannabee graffiti artist in London has been busted after making a crime of fashion as well as an underpass. Police caught the 19-year-old Monday after he tripped when his baggy pants fell down as cops chased him.
Jeremy Wiser, who tags himself as Prodigy, is a prime suspect in a string of graffiti in the area over the last few weeks, was spotted slopping paint around underneath an underpass by an officer, who called for backup. Together, the cops chased Wiser, but it wasn't long before their target's baggy pants fell down, taking him down with them. He was arrested on the spot.
Wiser in his first court appearance was fitted in standard issue orange jump suit that actually fit properly.
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Jeremy Wiser, who tags himself as Prodigy, is a prime suspect in a string of graffiti in the area over the last few weeks, was spotted slopping paint around underneath an underpass by an officer, who called for backup. Together, the cops chased Wiser, but it wasn't long before their target's baggy pants fell down, taking him down with them. He was arrested on the spot.
Wiser in his first court appearance was fitted in standard issue orange jump suit that actually fit properly.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
