Wife's admission makes hubby happy and sad
A shocking revelation has left a once happy couple's relationship in tatters after a playful question.
Joe Horsehung and his wife of 14 years, Melissa, were sharing a bottle of wine as they often do as a prelude to a night of passion when according to Joe, he asked “I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
Joe said Melissa thought for a few moments, then said “Your cock's bigger than your brother's.”
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
Joe Horsehung and his wife of 14 years, Melissa, were sharing a bottle of wine as they often do as a prelude to a night of passion when according to Joe, he asked “I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
Joe said Melissa thought for a few moments, then said “Your cock's bigger than your brother's.”
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
