Students were treated to some buttery goodness in the hallways of Fanshawe in a recent survey competition “Can You Believe It's Not Butter”. The contest worked very similar to the classic Pepsi Taste Test, but students sampled a spoonful of six different spreads and were asked if they could taste the one that was not butter. The campaign wasn't as successful as anticipated; apparently the human body isn't designed to withstand that amount of buttery goodness all at once. Sample eaters could be seen scurrying to nearby toilets to relieve themselves in unmentionable ways.


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