First-year Fanshawe GAS student Jezebel Tabby takes the unconventional route down the escalator at Westmount Mall. Tabby took the dare by her roommates, but to her horror forgot that she ditched her panties for the night. The throng of septuagenarians at the bottom of the escalator however were appreciative of Tabby's flexibility.


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