Geeks seek dates
The idea is to trade their computer skills to hot women in exchange for a makeover and, possibly, a date, and maybe more.
“You can buy a geek and he'll fix your computer, help you with stats homework, or if you're really adventurous, take you to dinner!” Ben Ford, president of the Linux Users Group, said on its Web site.
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