On the road to nowhere, Funshawe students Katie Vickers and Harvey Stein are impressed with changes to Funshawe's GAS program. The changes were implemented due to complaints that the program was a money grab. Stein and Vickers enjoy their three hour Tuesday class, cycling 047 and say they feel the program is finally going somewhere rather than in circles like in previous year.


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