With Sexual Awareness Week kicking off on campus this week, the OBS is introducing their Naked Menu line. Above, patrons in the newly renovated back area of the OBS sample succulent sushi off Aisha. OBS manager Ike Mall said that they received a tremendous amount of positive feedback when they ran their sushi test day. Mall said planned theme days include Italian, Russian, Carribean, Asian and Polish. “You can't begin to imagine what we've got planned for the kolbasa on Polish day. All I can say is that you'll be thinking is that a never ending coil. Our kitchen guys have done a hell of job,” said Mall.

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