Naive girl waits for crab infested beau
A casual lunch time conversation between three females left those within ear shot of them scratching their heads.
According to a FUNshawe cafeteria patron, John E. Old, the females in question were debating the merits of one of the ladies boyfriends assertion that he contracted crabs from a urinal in a filthy nightclub washroom.
“I couldn't believe what I was hearing,” said Old. “I was just shaking my head as this girl Sheila was going on to her friends about not being able to get any from her boyfriend for a few weeks because he got crabs from a urinal in a washroom because he stood to close to the urinal and the crabs jumped onto him. How stupid can you get.”
Logically speaking a person contracts crabs by being in direct physical contact with someone who already has them. Crabs can occasionally be transmitted by contact with, for example, the towels, bed sheets or clothes of an infested person. The lice can only survive for between 24 and 48 hours away from the human body.
When questioned about the boyfriend possibly sleeping with other women, the woman denied that it was even a possibility.
“Not my David she bellowed to her friends,” said Old. “I couldn't believe what I was hearing. The girl was just plain naive. Unless the guy was sword fighting with a buddy who had crabs, that guy was bedding down with some other chick and she wouldn't hear of it.”
Old said another table of nearby guys eavesdropping on the conversation also were laughing at the girls as she rambled on for nearly 30 minutes about the redness around her beaus scrotum.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
According to a FUNshawe cafeteria patron, John E. Old, the females in question were debating the merits of one of the ladies boyfriends assertion that he contracted crabs from a urinal in a filthy nightclub washroom.
“I couldn't believe what I was hearing,” said Old. “I was just shaking my head as this girl Sheila was going on to her friends about not being able to get any from her boyfriend for a few weeks because he got crabs from a urinal in a washroom because he stood to close to the urinal and the crabs jumped onto him. How stupid can you get.”
Logically speaking a person contracts crabs by being in direct physical contact with someone who already has them. Crabs can occasionally be transmitted by contact with, for example, the towels, bed sheets or clothes of an infested person. The lice can only survive for between 24 and 48 hours away from the human body.
When questioned about the boyfriend possibly sleeping with other women, the woman denied that it was even a possibility.
“Not my David she bellowed to her friends,” said Old. “I couldn't believe what I was hearing. The girl was just plain naive. Unless the guy was sword fighting with a buddy who had crabs, that guy was bedding down with some other chick and she wouldn't hear of it.”
Old said another table of nearby guys eavesdropping on the conversation also were laughing at the girls as she rambled on for nearly 30 minutes about the redness around her beaus scrotum.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
