Downtown Halloween revelry provided the perfect cover for college officials to turn down the heat they've been feeling from out of control partying in the Fleming Drive area.

After a night of hard partying during the college's 40th anniversary bash on campus, college officials reportedly retreated to their offices and donned Halloween costumes and headed downtown to party even harder.

An official cornered before leaving the campus but who couldn't be identified because their face was concealed under the cleverly thought out U.W.O. president's mask of Paul Davenport said “watch the news tomorrow.”

The plan, later identified as Operation Hoodwinker, went into effect at approximately midnight and saw college officials board a number of cabs where they were dropped off in the Richmond and Pall Mall area.

College officials then dispersed in pairs to various night hubs in the area to infiltrate the crowds. The college officials were able to mingle seamlessly with the young crowd under the cover of their masks.

As the bars began to wind down at approximately 2:30 a.m., members of the London Police Service began arriving to the Richmond Street at Pall Mall Street. Police encountered approximately 500 late night revelers blocking the sidewalk and roadway. The crowd became hostile and resulted in Richmond Street being closed to traffic from Pall Mall Street to Piccadilly Street. The crowd than began throwing objects including beer bottles, chairs and eggs. During the commotion, a police cruiser was damaged after it was struck by a thrown chair. Over 25 officers were required to quell the crowd.

Amongst those doing the throwing was the person in the Davenport mask who was seen safely retreating into the background as the commotion quickly grew.

As Londoners awoke the next day to hear about the incidents downtown the prophetic words of the person in the Davenport mask became crystal clear, under a cloak infiltrate known U.W.O. hot spots, then incite a Fleming Drive type beer bottle riot without being discovered.

It appears Operation Hoodwinker was successful, as even police action in the Fleming Drive area that same night involving an advertised party on Facebook that included a liquor license act search warrant at an address on Prosperity Court received zero mention in the news. As a result of that search, five beer kegs were seized along with a quantity of liquor, but no headlines and community outrage against the college. Plan well executed.

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