Man takes tumble decorating home

When Pervez Crustyfoot took a head dive from his roof into the side of his home it was no surprise to his wife Madelina, who ran out and starting laughing.

While most people would seek help, Madelina instead sought out someone to take some photos of her while her husband hung upside down cursing Christmas and the trappings that come with it.

“It happens every year,” Madelina revealed. “Pervez gets into these nasty moods then it's like karma strikes.”

Fortunately for Pervez he wasn't seriously injured.

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