In an attempt to promote better men's hygiene on campus, mens washrooms will be outfitted with eye pleasing, fun, male - friendly sinks. The idea was proposed after a secret survey found 75 per cent of males on campus did not wash their hands after using the bathroom. Health & Safety proposed the idea for the new sinks after a similar survey was conducted at Fanshawe campuses in St. Thomas, Woodstock, Simcoe and Strathroy. Those campuses installed the sinks Health & Safety is proposing for main campus and the instances of males not washing their hands was down to 11 per cent, instead of 83 per cent on area campuses.


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