Cliff Paumper got an eye opening surprise when his late night hot babe conquest turned out to be an out of this world scorpion half way through the act of copulation. Friend Charles Scaggs sat mortified in his friend Paumper's closet but managed to snap a couple of cellphone photos of the hot and heavy action.


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