Hey there, peoples! I'm back with more crazy stuff from the Net. I'm actually going to list some sites that have to do with Star Wars this week. With all the hoopla around the Episode 3 DVD coming soon, I see no reason why these links shouldn't be featured or reexamined!

Admiral Ackbar For President - http://www.ackbar.f9.co.uk/
The name of the site says it all. This guy wants Admiral Ackbar as President of the United States. I wonder if he would do a better job than George Bush? The site features some clips and other crazy stuff that will keep you laughing and groaning for at least an hour Remember to yell Ackbar's classic line, “IT'S A TRAP!”

Baby Fett's Site - http://hjem.get2net.dk/babyfett/hyper/hyper.htm
No, that's not I typo. I meant to type Baby Fett instead of Boba Fett. This website has an abundance of links spanning the Star Wars universe. You have links to some of the actor's official sites as well has a crazy amount of links for fansites for particular characters. Some are frightening and some are funny, just like the one I'm going to let you know about next.

“I Can Hold It!” — Porkins Central - http://porkins.home.insightbb.com
Ahh, now here's one character that George Lucas would never have guessed in a million years that would have a fan site or an action figure made out of him (my Porkins figure is in my kitchen near all the food.) For those of you who don't know, Jek Porkins was an X-Wing fighter who tried to tackle the first Death Star. This fat bastard didn't know when to retreat, just like he didn't know when to have his last serving of pie, and died. Now you can relive all your favourite memories of Porkins on this site. So many memories (actually, not too many…this guy had like 30 seconds of movie time in Star Wars: Episode 4).

http://www.starwars.com/hyperspace - For you people that have extra money to be able to buy memberships to websites, this is the one to spend your money on. Buy me a membership while you're at it.

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