The Birds and The Bees, The Goats and the Dolphins and Pumpkin Pie!
The biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches (ouch.)
The smallest erect penis tops off at 1 3/4 inches (ouch).
Eight per cent of us have regular anal sex (ouch?).
Sixty per cent of men and 54 per cent of women have had a one-night stand.
In 1609, a doctor found a corpse with two penises. Since then, there have been 80 documented cases of men similarly endowed.
A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (from the release of endorphins). The next time you have a headache try reaching for your boyfriend before the Tylenol.
Fifty-six per cent of men have had sex at work (nasty!).
Twenty-nine per cent of us are virgins when we marry
(yeah!).
The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
Sex burns 360 calories per hour! (or 234 in
39 minutes).
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation (is that where giving head comes from?).
In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom (wouldnt you need both?).
Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis (thats how you
stay a virgin).
A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his
lifetime (no words).
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, and
pumpkin pie (thats what my Grandmas house smells like!!).
Average number of erections per day for a
man: 11.
Average number of erections during the night: Nine (dreaming about Grandmas house).
There are
five calories in a teaspoon of semen (a nice, light snack).
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
(watch out!).
A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes (note to self: in next life be a pig!).
Humans and
dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure (not together though, right?).
Humans arent the only
ones who perform oral sex; cheetahs, hyenas, and goats all go down.
Male honeybees only get to have sex once in
their life because it kills them! During ejaculation the penis breaks off inside the female, and the male dies within
hours (why would they call it the birds and the bees then?).
Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S. states (Amen).