Why being drunk doesn't make a case for cheating, vandalism, and other anti-social behaviour
Probably some farmer got caught by his wife when he was doing the nasty with the milk maid, or the farmer's wife and her affair with the stable boy got exposed, creating grounds for a quick marital fix; the deflection of blame, appropriately, seemed more than an effective strategy. The origins of “the drunk excuse” are, however, not the concern of this treatise. Rather, I want to explain to you all the real psychological effects of alcohol so that you can call your boyfriends, girlfriends, and supposed bffs on their shit the next time they try to feed you this line.
In scientific terms, alcohol is a “central
nervous system depressant.” More commonly
referred to as a “downer,” substances like
alcohol, according to the Medical
Dictionary, are said to, “temporarily diminish
the function or activity of a specific part
of the body or mind.” Used clinically to
reduce feelings of anxiety and panic, relieve
insomnia, induce analgesia, reduce convulsions/
seizures in the treatment of epilepsy,
cause muscle relaxation, lower blood pressure
and/or heart rate, as well as boost a
patient's mood and/or enhance sociability
(only if ingested in small amounts), alcohol
is but one of the psychoactive drugs grouped
within this category.
Contrary to the popular belief that it yields
you incapable of making critical or sound
judgments as social cognition, behavioural
specialist Claude Steel, of Stanford
University, explains, alcohol merely
“reduces the influence of inhibiting cues and
meanings, so that only the immediate provoking
cue seems especially salient.” In layman's
terms, this means that the consumption
of your favourite poison results in a condition
known as, “alcohol myopia” (i.e.:
nearsightedness resulting from the consumption
of alcohol) which makes you more
receptive and responsive to stimuli in your
immediate surroundings. This, in turn, lowers
your inhibitions when it comes to
responding to said stimuli. So, whether the
situation in which you find your drunken self
calls for a little action (of the physical or sexual
variety), you will be more apt to respond
in a manner that would fulfill what Freud
would term, your “Id's” desires.
The important point to grasp from all of
this scientific mumbo jumbo however is this:
essentially, there is nothing you'd do drunk
that you wouldn't equally conceive of doing,
while sober. The only thing that aids you in
getting away with inebriated-inspired antisocial
behaviours, like those mentioned in
my title, is society's very perpetuation (and
continued acceptance!) of the, “but I was
drunk excuse”.
Instead of buying into this blatant lie,
though it may result in a bit of bruising to
your ego, accept the fact that if your significant
other cheats on you or partakes in other
similarly despicable behaviours while drunk,
that he or she is just as likely to commit such
acts or at the very least, contemplate committing
them when sober. With that said, perhaps
you should heighten your dating standards.
According to a recent article in Scientific
American, “alcohol accounts for 70 per cent
of fatal traffic accidents, and nearly the same
annual percentage of murders, spousal battery
and child abuse.”
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