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Zodiac Stargazer Horoscope

Lifestyles | April 17th, 2006



Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries is mostly logic and only a little passion. Try to be patient with those whose convictions make no sense to you. You're good at attracting new friends.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
As long as you try to meet a foreign set of expectations, disappointment will haunt you. Answer your conscience before answering your critics.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You mean every word, even if you change your mind tomorrow. Right now may be the wrong time to establish a serious relationship, but it's perfect for a wild fling. Nobody who moves this fast can get hurt.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Grow beyond the shape in which you once held yourself. The unknown could be an ecstatic adventure or an unholy nightmare. You feel timid, but deep inside you a courageous heart beats steadily.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo's actions don't matter as long as they're in solid support of his or her goal. Your reputation paves the way, but you could probably do just as well without it. True friends will withhold judgment until the very end.

Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22)
Avoid distraction whenever possible. If you can wrap up your busywork soon, something more interesting will come your way. Keep this higher goal in mind even as the usual petty idiocies try to drag you down.

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
You know just what to do with a bountiful surplus. Incentive programs inspire new loyalty and creativity in a drifting classroom. Integrity is the key for you.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
The time has come to get to the bottom of it all. Not everyone will appreciate your effort, but don't let that stop the investigation. Broadcast results immediately, no matter what they are.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
You're such a promising candidate that someone wants you to sign right now. Be sure to let any eager parties know that you're still shopping, too. By the end of the week you might feel like settling or buying.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Deliver your insults as compliments. A heavy hand gets the job done, but invisible management is so much more stylish. Capricorn's greatest triumph will be to come out of this with his or her reputation intact.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
You could be totally self-gratifying, but you also have a lot to give. Creative communication carries added value. Lovers recognize their duty to the world at large. Amazement motivates you.

Pisces (Feb. 18 - March 20)
For now it's best to toe the party line. Showing your boredom will only irritate those who think that you care. Invent in secret. There will be a better time to volunteer those off-the-wall answers.
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