Study suggests American men love soccer
Long dismissed in America as a sport for prancing Europeans and South Americans, an Epsos-Reid poll suggests that American's have taken to the game of soccer.
The revealing study shows the game is making inroads with a surprising number of mid-western Americans. One respondent equated watching the game to ranching, and hopes that this year's World Cup will “help springboard the game into the mainstream, much like Brokeback Mountain did for ranching cowboys.”
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The revealing study shows the game is making inroads with a surprising number of mid-western Americans. One respondent equated watching the game to ranching, and hopes that this year's World Cup will “help springboard the game into the mainstream, much like Brokeback Mountain did for ranching cowboys.”
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is unintentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
