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 | Native men of a remote Brazilian village deep in the rain forest have been worshipping this tree for centuries. According to legend the tree has been used as a coming of age for men. Men are prohibited from becoming sexually active until they have undergone a ritual involving the tree and copulation. The legend states that one day a great king will emerge from the tree to rule the land, and that the men of the village must sacrifice their first sexual experience with the tree to make the prophecy come true. Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is unintentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005. |
