Rebounding Brit ties the knot with Prest?
The ceremony took place this past weekend at Fanshawe College's swanky Forwell Hall with reverend MC Hammer, parachute pants and all, overseeing the church service. The ceremony attracted numerous celebrities to London including David Hasselhoff, Christina Aguilera (pronounced a gorilla), Stephen Colbert, Oprah, Chaka Khan, and Richard Simmons. When asked about the wedding Brittney said “it was the wedding of my dreams. Breck has it going on.”
The ceremony goers were buzzing trying to figure out how Spears could legally go from separation to a marriage within two months. We managed to catch up to the newlywed at the reception after the wedding was held at The Oasis where we asked her what her plans were for the future.
“I'm just going to take it easy before we start filming Crossroads 2, until then, I'm not leaving the bedroom”.
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