Canada has its first real representative on the hit reality show Survivor. Fanshawe's own Breckon Prest was selected out of over 85,000 applicants. Prest was recently attending Fanshawe College's infamous pub nights prior to departing for the show when he passed out, and was almost late for his flight to Fiji for the start of the show. Prest, due to the rules of the game is now forced to wear the tuxedo he wore on that last pub night for the duration of the show, including the challenges since the rules state that you can only bring one set of clothing to the island. “It's really hot out here” claimed Prest, “sure I look good, but it's definitely not cool wearing a tux in water challenges”. We were too afraid to ask Prest what his one luxury item was, but be sure to check out the show every Thursday to see if he can bring the Survivor title to Canada.


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