Mr. T's bling buys name for T-Building, comes for dedication ceremony
Fanshawe College pitied the fools that didn't show up for the dedication ceremony officially welcoming T-Building to the campus with style and bling.
Tuesday's ceremony featured 80's icon Mr. T. for whom the building was named, Mr. T. Building, after his generous monetary donation last year. An announcement was made at that time that the official dedication would happen when Mr. T. would be available to visit the campus. Fanshawe's Vice President of Washed-Up Actor Relations was responsible for showing the king of bling around the halls that bear his name.
Mr. T. was unavailable for comment, refused to make a speech, didn't want to partake in the ribbon cutting ceremony, and refused to smile for any of the college's official photographers pictures except for this one candid cellphone photo taken by a hot random student. While in the college, Mr. T. did manage to stop by the Music Industry Arts department to do a quick remix of his old rap classic “Treat Your Mother Right”. Check it out on YouTube, it is one of the best hip hop songs ever and debatably the best music video of all time. The track will hit rotation on CFRL, Fanshawe's Hot Spot within the next few weeks.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
Tuesday's ceremony featured 80's icon Mr. T. for whom the building was named, Mr. T. Building, after his generous monetary donation last year. An announcement was made at that time that the official dedication would happen when Mr. T. would be available to visit the campus. Fanshawe's Vice President of Washed-Up Actor Relations was responsible for showing the king of bling around the halls that bear his name.
Mr. T. was unavailable for comment, refused to make a speech, didn't want to partake in the ribbon cutting ceremony, and refused to smile for any of the college's official photographers pictures except for this one candid cellphone photo taken by a hot random student. While in the college, Mr. T. did manage to stop by the Music Industry Arts department to do a quick remix of his old rap classic “Treat Your Mother Right”. Check it out on YouTube, it is one of the best hip hop songs ever and debatably the best music video of all time. The track will hit rotation on CFRL, Fanshawe's Hot Spot within the next few weeks.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
