Spears and Hilton team up for children's album
In a monumental announcement that will undoubtedly shake the music industry down to its very roots, two of the most talented and influential female artists have teamed up for children's CD/DVD.
Good friends and fellow musical legends, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton recorded the four-track-disc in a trailer park 30 minutes west of Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Both Spears and Hilton were elated with the outcome of the album and were excited to spread their message and life experience to the younger demographic.
“I think the experiences that we have gone through will be very valuable to share with the youngsters out there,” Spears said.
The album starts off with a track that both the musicians feel very passionately about, “Cold Coochie.” The vocal harmony and unity between Spears and Hilton are displayed in the track, as they sing about the numerous occasions when they have forgotten to wear panties, and subsequently flashed their ‘pink canoes” to the paparazzi.
The next track features Spears in an emotional ballad, “Don't Worry Kids There is Always Rehab.” Spears, with her bald head shining in the sunlight, sings passionately about her great experiences with binge drinking, hallucinogenic drugs, promiscuous sex, among others, while constantly referring to the underlying message of the song.
“I want the kids to know, if things really, really get fucked-up, you can always just go to rehab, so in the mean time, have as much fun as you can,” Spears said.
The final two tracks had all the children in attendance at the recording stomping along and clapping their hands, as Spears and Hilton combined for “The STD Sing Along” and “It's OK To Be A Whore”.
“I have herpes, and I am cool with it,” Hilton said. “I have medicated ointments for when the outbreaks get really bad, so that is why I wrote this song, you can still go out and get freaky with as many people as you want, just try to completely push the fact that you have herpes right-out of your mind.”
Both Spears and Hilton expect the CD/DVD combo to hit record stores in late April and both also feel the albums first single, “It's OK To Be A Whore” will propel up the Billboard Hot 100 instantly.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
Good friends and fellow musical legends, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton recorded the four-track-disc in a trailer park 30 minutes west of Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Both Spears and Hilton were elated with the outcome of the album and were excited to spread their message and life experience to the younger demographic.
“I think the experiences that we have gone through will be very valuable to share with the youngsters out there,” Spears said.
The album starts off with a track that both the musicians feel very passionately about, “Cold Coochie.” The vocal harmony and unity between Spears and Hilton are displayed in the track, as they sing about the numerous occasions when they have forgotten to wear panties, and subsequently flashed their ‘pink canoes” to the paparazzi.
The next track features Spears in an emotional ballad, “Don't Worry Kids There is Always Rehab.” Spears, with her bald head shining in the sunlight, sings passionately about her great experiences with binge drinking, hallucinogenic drugs, promiscuous sex, among others, while constantly referring to the underlying message of the song.
“I want the kids to know, if things really, really get fucked-up, you can always just go to rehab, so in the mean time, have as much fun as you can,” Spears said.
The final two tracks had all the children in attendance at the recording stomping along and clapping their hands, as Spears and Hilton combined for “The STD Sing Along” and “It's OK To Be A Whore”.
“I have herpes, and I am cool with it,” Hilton said. “I have medicated ointments for when the outbreaks get really bad, so that is why I wrote this song, you can still go out and get freaky with as many people as you want, just try to completely push the fact that you have herpes right-out of your mind.”
Both Spears and Hilton expect the CD/DVD combo to hit record stores in late April and both also feel the albums first single, “It's OK To Be A Whore” will propel up the Billboard Hot 100 instantly.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
