While repeated requests by the college to tone down the partying in student area housing on Fleming Drive have fallen on mostly inebriated ears, the college is stepping up with Master Plan E after Plans A though D failed. The college has hired martial arts master Masahiro Liger to patrol area student housing with his unique ability to karate chop through beer bottles. Liger is being paid to crash area party's and to destroy as many beer bottles as possible. Students in the paramedic program have also had their program re-jigged so that they are available Friday and Saturday nights as the college anticipates that broken beer bottles may lead to more than the usual normal scrapes and cuts. The college stated that Plan E will be in effect for two weeks and will be reevaluated after that time. Plan E will also provide paramedic students with a live lab in which to aid people in distress without diverting City of London resources to the Fleming area for the anticipated brouhaha Liger will ignite.


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