Bus accident shakes triple the people up
A city bus during a routine afternoon campus run was struck by a car in front of the registrars office causing mass confusion.
Bus driver Ed Kramden reported that the bus was carrying five passengers at the time of the accident, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fifteen other students had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
The 2:30 p.m. Cherryhill bus, normally is a lightly boarded bus, but opportunistic students looking to gain a financial advantage boarded the bus of a confused Kramden who couldn't figure out who was actually on the bus at the time of impact.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
Bus driver Ed Kramden reported that the bus was carrying five passengers at the time of the accident, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fifteen other students had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
The 2:30 p.m. Cherryhill bus, normally is a lightly boarded bus, but opportunistic students looking to gain a financial advantage boarded the bus of a confused Kramden who couldn't figure out who was actually on the bus at the time of impact.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
