Killer negligee
A horny husband met an untimely demise after a bad slip of the tongue.
An afternoon of shopping led Clarke Grizziwald to Victoria's Secret where he purchased a $500 sheer negligee for his wife.
Upon presenting it to his wife, Gladys confirmed that Clarke asked her to model it for him. Gladys revealed she decided “to do the modeling naked and planned on returning the item keeping the $500.” Gladys says she then appeared on the balcony when Clarke yelled “You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!”
Police confirm that Grizziwald never heard the shot fired that took his life.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
An afternoon of shopping led Clarke Grizziwald to Victoria's Secret where he purchased a $500 sheer negligee for his wife.
Upon presenting it to his wife, Gladys confirmed that Clarke asked her to model it for him. Gladys revealed she decided “to do the modeling naked and planned on returning the item keeping the $500.” Gladys says she then appeared on the balcony when Clarke yelled “You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!”
Police confirm that Grizziwald never heard the shot fired that took his life.
Disclaimer: Stories printed in the Fanshawe Distorter are in fact fictious. Any resemblance to persons real or dead is intentional and entirely hilarious. Proudly distorting the truth since 2005.
